Michael Kuss looks like a freaky hockey coach. A freaky hockey coach for a pee-wee aged girls team. Seriously, who needs to be that excited about the weather? I am confused every time I see him.

So I am addicted to America's Next Top Model cycle 8. I love how they call them cycles -- ironic, isn't it? A cycle is a continuous loop, with waste products (old ugly models) and nutrients coming in (new young blood). There is no career or longevity involved here. They promise a photoshoot with Seventeen magazine - a photoshoot that noone will see and that everyone has already forgotten about 10 minutes ago.

Update -- Jaslene won ANTM cycle 8. My favourite girl, Natasha the Russian girl, lost. I think they used a neck-shortener on her during the final moments of the show. I will look into it.